I honestly can't think of a better title than "First Post"

So, after years of letting the world pass me by, I've finally started a blog.

I've never felt the need for one before, and my regular attempts at journal keeping tend to fail with a predictable regularity.

I suspect this is because, despite my rampant egomania and occasional exhibitionist streak, I'm a fairly private person and don't like committing my innermost thoughts even to a piece of paper which I could theoretically burn. Perhaps my journal would get written in more often if I kept it in cipher. Or had better handwriting.

So if you're reading this, don't expect much. I just don't do heartfelt confessions[1] or reports on my daily routine, but I will write about things which interest or concern me[2], and perhaps mention what I'm up to, every so often.

With practice, my communications skills should improve[3] and I'll no longer be quite so out of touch with the trendy stuff and maybe even stop being such an isolated recluse.

We'll see.

[1] At least, not in public. Not after the last time.
[2] Knowing me, some rants will occur, but I'll try to keep them short.
[3] Or at least, cease to deteriorate.